Ronald: Why do bears paint there faces yellow?
Bob: I don’t know, why?
Ronald: To hide in banana trees!
Bob: What? I’ve never seen a bear in a banana tree!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Ronald: That’s because they paint their faces yellow!
Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
To find Pooh.
What has teeth but cannot eat??
A COMB!
What did the candle say to the other candle?
Wanna go out tonight?
A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom, of course!
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