Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
What has teeth but cannot eat??
What did the candle say to the other candle?
A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?