Music Jokes

From Iniko J., age 9, Ohio,US

What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?

Beat It! Beat It!

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From Anonymous, 11 years old, New York City, New York

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?

A MARTIAN band !!!

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From Tay, 10 years old, Euless, Texas

What kind of animals rap?

Raptiles!

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From Emma Allred, 12 years old, Grantsville, Utah, United States

How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw Raw Raw Raw!

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From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

What makes music on your head?

A head band!

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