Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?
The judges told him to warm up!
Music Jokes
How do you get cool music?
Put your MP3 player in the freezer.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
How does a band get loud underwater?
With sound waves.
What does the fox say?
It’s definitely not RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!
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