Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Chase, age 5, Florida

Why did the fish go to the library?

To find some bookworms!

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From Gem, a reader, Brixham, Devon

What is yellow and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard!

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From Lauren, age 9, Chicago, IL

Where can a fish borrow money?

From a loan shark!

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From Anderson, 10 years old, Tennessee

What kind of hair does the ocean have?

Wavy

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From Billie, a teacher, USA

What fish goes well with peanut butter?

A jelly fish!

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From Amirali S., age 10, Iran

What did the sea say to the man?

Nothing, it just waved!!

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