Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Corbin, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

What famous beach do cows go to for the holidays?

Moooami Beach!

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From Alex L., 13 years old

What is a sea monster’s favorite food?

Fish and ships!

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From Thomas, 7 years old, Ohio

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

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From Madi, 9 years old

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Adam, age 8, Fife, Scotland

Why did the whale cross the road

To get to the other tide!

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From Morgan Halladay, 10 years old, Jasper, Florida

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?

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