What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
Why didn’t the shrimp have any friends?
Because he was a bit shellfish!
What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
A boy asked a sea shell, “Can I go on the sand too?” and the sea shell didn’t answer.
“Fine!” the boy said. “Be shellfish and keep all the sand for yourself!”
One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
He threw himself out of the boat!
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