What’s black and white rolling down a hill?
A newspaper!
Why did the baseball player bring his bat to the library?
Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
If a meteorite hits a planet, what do we call the ones that miss?
Meteorwrongs!
What did King Tut say when he was afraid of the Sphynx?
I want my Mummy!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Where do skeletons like to swim?
in THE DEAD SEA!
