Why is the salad embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor let me in or I’ll break the door down!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long march!
How does a rose ride a bike ?
By using it’s petals!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
‘Cause then it would bel a foot.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo, not who!
