What does the green grape say to the purple grape?
Get some air, grape!
Why did the carrot blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!!!
If you go in the bathroom and you’re American and you come out of the bathroom and you’re American. what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re Russian and European!
What do you call a midget baseball player?
A short stop!
Why couldn’t the daisy ride her bike?
She’d lost her petals!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
