Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
You’re a fungi!
People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?
An empty plate!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, Im stuffed!
What did Columbus do after he crossed the Atlantic?
He dried his clothes.
