What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A milk SHAKE!
What did the road say to the car?
You crack me up!
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SO UPSET?
HE HAD TOO MANY PROBLEMS!
What do you call to dinosaurs that mean the same thing?
Thesaurus!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
What shakes and is edible?
An Earthcake!
