Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A man was on holiday. He got a text from his butler saying, “Your cat’s dead.” He flew back to England and told the butler that if anything similar ever happened like that again, he was to brace him by telling him in stages, like the first text saying, “Your cat is stuck on the roof”, the second saying, “Your cat fell off and is at the vets”, and the third saying, “Your cat’s dead.” “Ok ,” said the butler. Three weeks later he went back on holiday and got a text from the butler. It said….
Your mother is stuck on the roof and can’t get down!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella loves Jacob!
What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you, abby birthday to you…
