Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?
Leslie who runs the fastest?
What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
What did the football player say to the cashier?
Give me my quarter back!
Why did the pig fly?
Because it had the swine flu!
There was a man who was at home. He took 3 left turns and was home again. Where was he?
In a baseball field.
Who makes a living by talking to himself?
A ventriloquist !
