What kind of door does Harry Potter’s dorm have?
A Dumble-door!
A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”
The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’
What kind of sport does a beautician like?
Curling (curling the hair and the sport curling)
What type of boat do smart kids travel on?
Scholar-Ships!
Why didn’t the tree play checkers?
Because he was a Chess-nut tree!
My sister sent a picture of herself to a Lonely Hearts Club.
They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!
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