What wobbles when it flies?
A jelly copter!
What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
What type of suit does an attorney wear?
A lawsuit!
A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
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