What do you do if you get coal in your stocking?
Use it for a barbecue!
Doctor Doctor! I think I’v gone blind! Can you tell me if I have?
You certainly have sir, this is a cafe!
Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?
His teacher told him to hit the books.
What animal is a great artist?
VanGoat!
If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
Frost Bite!
Why did the red light turn green?
Beacause he had to go!
