Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doorbell? I am tired of knocking!
What is Santa Claus’ dog’s name?
Santa paws!
How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?
You cut off its nose!
What do you call a sunburnt pig?
Bacon
What happened when the man ran into bar?
He got hurt. Duh!
Why did the monkey go to the park?
To climb the monkey bars!
