What did one toilet say to the other?
You are looking flushed!
Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
What was the teddy bear after Thanksgiving dinner?
Stuffed!
I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
Because the wanted to be FRESH!
Why did Batman lose his pants?
Because he only wears underwear!
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