What kind of ocean bird can’t fly, can’t swim, and can’t catch fish?
A peli-can’t!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog! It croaks every night!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Stylish!
Why is the state Mississippi so odd?
Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
How do you know if an elephant is sleeping over ?
He will have his bags in his trunk!!
What did the pig use on his sore leg?
Oinkment !!!
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