What do you get if you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood test!
How old is the man who made up 100?
99!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye see you!
Knock Knock.
Who`s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner round there’s a monster breathing down your neck!
Why was the gluestick bad at Math?
Because it kept getting stuck on the questions!
Name the room which you can eat
Mushroom!
