How do you make a computer stand by?
You stand by it!
What type of ship will a smart student travel on?
Scholar-ship!
What do dogs and DVD players have in common?
They both have pause (paws).
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?
“My pop’s bigger than your pop!”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin holding it’s breath!
Mr. Bean felt ill so the doctor give him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides of the tablet?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!