What is the difference between chocolate and cheese?
The cheese is never late!
Why did the boy climb the tree with a hockey stick?
He wanted to play with the Toronto Maple Leaf’s!
Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?
Her keys were in the piano!
What is the beginning of everything?
E!
How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?
He sits next to his fans!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Are you my mother?
