Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend! Now let me in!
Why did the lady walk outside with her purse open?
She expected a change in weather!
A woman sat down at her table and began to eat her vegetables and then they punched her! So she said to the waiter, “Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!”
And then the waiter said, “Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered black-eyed peas!”
What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Mind
Mind who?
Mind you!
Teacher: Fred, if you have a pie and you eat one whole of it, what do you have left?
Fred: Two angry parents!
