What do dogs and DVD players have in common?
They both have pause (paws).
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?
“My pop’s bigger than your pop!”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin holding it’s breath!
Mr. Bean felt ill so the doctor give him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides of the tablet?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!
What do you call Vincent Van Gogh painting right now?
Vincent Van Ghost!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec for you to let me in cause I’m knocking!
