Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
A short man.
A short man who?
A short man who can’t reach the doorbell!
What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in human beings?
What do you call a kid named Charles who eats three helpings of cafeteria lasagna?
Upchuck!
Why did the cat play on the computer?
Because he saw a mouse.
What do you call a king that doesn’t tell the truth?
A Lyin’ King!