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From Mudau Lebogang Gloria, a reader, Johannesburg

What was WAS before it was WAS?

IS!
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Filed Under: Alphabet

From LEXI, age 7, INDIANA

There were four people in an airplane: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world’s smartest man. The pilot says, “The engine has failed and the plane is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!” The boyscout says, “There’s only three parachutes!” The world’s smartest man says, “Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute.” He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn’t notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, “You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God.” The boyscout says, “That’s OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, “How is that?”

“The world’s smartest man jumped out with my backpack.”
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Filed Under: People

From Mandie, age 11, USA

What is the fly’s favorite dance?

The jitterbug!
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Filed Under: Dance

From Ashley, age 11, USA

What did the squirrel say to the peanut?

You look nutty!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Madye, age 12, London

Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…

I forgot!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Amy , age 10, Scotland

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beep.
Beep who?

Beep, beep: coming through!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

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