Teacher:Do you know about Isaac Newton?
Student:NO,but I’ve heard of his brother Fig.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
“Len me a fiver!”
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What do you get when you cross a pig and cactus?
Porky-pine!
A man was walking his golden retriever and the man got hungry. He went to a restaurant and it said that you could not bring his dog in. He put on his sunglasses and walked in. The manager said he could not bring his dog in. The man said “I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The man got to eat in the restaurant with the dog. The man told his friend how he got to eat in the restaurant with his dog. The man’s friend said he would like to try that. So he took his dog to the restaurant and the manager said ” Sir, you can’t bring in your dog.” The guy said ” I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The manager said “That’s a chihuahua.”
The guy said ” They gave me a Chihuahua?”
