How does a nut sneeze?
Cashew!
What is a pig that does karate?
Porkchops!
Tom: AH!There’s a bug in my soup!!
Waiter: (whispering)Don’t shout or every person will want one !
Why did the bread go fishing?
It wanted to loaf around!
How do you get a book to like you?
You check it out.
What animal can hit a baseball?
A bat!
