Why does the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows don’t whoo; that’s what owls do!
What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
What do you get when you cross a tree with a dog?
Bark!
