What does a tree drink?
Root Beer!
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered another cookie?
No thanks, I’m stuffed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
You forgot to feed the elephant!
What 3 letters can you eat?
P,B,AND J !
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!