Why is the calendar so popular?
Because he has so many dates!
What do you call Santa when he is trying to scratch something?
Santa “Claws”!
If a red house is made of red bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of ?
Glass!
What is a frog’s favourite drink ?
‘Croak’-a-cola!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11 ( count them :t h e a l p h a b e t)
Wha’ts a monster’s favorite ice cream topping?
Ghoul whip!