What do you call Vincent Van Gogh painting right now?
Vincent Van Ghost!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec for you to let me in cause I’m knocking!
Where should you put your T.V.?
In a remote location!
Alacadabra, Alacadabra:how do you spell that?
T-H-A-T!
Why do all socks have holes?
Because when socks don’t have any holes, how can people put them on their feet?
What do you call a dead Jedi?
a Deadi!
