What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?
I wish I were boulder!
Why did the boy who was in trouble a lot bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive his teacher crazy!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
What’s the first thing a witch does when she enters a hotel?
Orders Broom service!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Manchester United fan from Manchester and an old tramp are walking down the street together when they spot a £50 pound note.Who gets it?
The old tramp, of course, the other three are mythical creatures!