What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
What does a chubby frog princess drink?
Diet croak!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
There is Chinese guy, a Japanese guy and an American guy, and they are stuck on top of a mountain and they will be pushed off and probably die. but the mountain is magic and whatever they say when they get pushed off the mountain, they turn into. So the Chinese guy gets pushed off the mountain and he says “Hawk!”, so he turns into a hawk and flies away. So the Japanese guy gets pushed off and says “Eagle!” and flies away. The American guy gets pushed off and says
HOLY CRAP!
