Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Manchester United fan from Manchester and an old tramp are walking down the street together when they spot a £50 pound note.Who gets it?
The old tramp, of course, the other three are mythical creatures!
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts!
What type of bird do people eat at every meal?
Swallow!
How do you get rid of a harbor ghost?
Coast busters!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Footballer- This ointment makes my arm smart!
Trainer- You should rub some into your head then.
