Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What kind of vegetable did Gus eat at the bowling alley?
A-spare-a-gus!
What is grey,purple,pink,orange,yellow and blue?
An elephant holding a box of crayons!!
What’s the LONGEST word in the WHOLE WORLD.?
S-MILE…because “s” is a mile from the end!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who??
Cargo beep beep!