What does a tree drink?
Root Beer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
You forgot to feed the elephant!
What 3 letters can you eat?
P,B,AND J !
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
Why couldn’t the skeleton play a musical instrument?
Because he had no organs!
