What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a pair of drums!
What did the octopus say to the other octopus?
“May I hold your Hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,and hand?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
You forgot to feed the elephant!
What 3 letters can you eat?
P,B,AND J !
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
