Why couldn’t the skeleton play a musical instrument?
Because he had no organs!
What do you call cats when they are bad?
That’s Cattitude!
What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarter back!
There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
