What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?
Some day my prints will come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita nother napkin, please!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
What letter is part of your head?
I!
What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?
Rockin’ roll!
Ram tells his condition to the doctor. After he is examined, the conversation went something like this…
DOCTOR:Your kidney has failed.
RAM: How can that be? It never went to school! From now on I will send it tuition!