What did the mathbook say to his troubled friend?
Sorry, I cant help you; I got too many problems of my own!
Why did Batman stop going fishing?
Because Robin kept eating all the bait!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby!
Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in his bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again!
What is a polar bear’s favorite shape??
ICE-osceles triangle!
