How do teachers eat?
With u-pencils!
What do you call an eagle with no feathers?
A bald eagle!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio. What do you do?
What did the paper say to the scissors?
I love your jokes, you cut me up!
Why is the calendar so popular?
Because he has so many dates!
What do you call Santa when he is trying to scratch something?
Santa “Claws”!
