Why did the worm go to the library?
He was a bookworm!
What banks do vampires rob?
Blood banks!
What is the most dangerous kind of dancer?
A break dancer!
Why did the monster truck drive on the side walk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
What did the math book say to his friend when he got a problem?
You can COUNT on me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pennsylvania!
