There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?
IHOP!
What was the rat’s name that always tooted?
Ratatooie!
What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?
“This is too much pressure!â€?
There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”
“Wait,” the 100 dollar bill interrupted,”What’s a church?”
