What does (975% x 894) + (72-945 x 78953)=?
A math nerd!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dinner?
Because he was stuffed!
Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind!
What did one tonsil say to the other?
“Get dressed. The doctor’s taking us out tonight!”
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
What’s racecar spelled backwards?
Racecar!
