What do you a call a bear with Christmas cheer?
Santa CLAWS!
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?
Some day my prints will come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita nother napkin, please!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
What letter is part of your head?
I!
What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?
Rockin’ roll!
