What did the lettuce say to the lady?
Lettuce talk!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Daniela Lora, age 12, USA
What did the lettuce say to the lady?
From Gabriela, age 10, San Antonio, Texas
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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From J.C. West, age 7, Springfield, IL
What did Math say to Science?
From Jessica, age 11, New Zealand
What is Santa Claus’ wife’s name?
From Youssif, age 11, Cairo, Egypt
What’s Cleopatra’s favorite salad?
From Faye, age 8, Sterling Heights, Michigan
What kind of music do mummies like?
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