What did the sick banana say to its mother ?
I don’t peel good!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Palvi, age 10, B.C , Canada
What did the sick banana say to its mother ?
From Aren, age 13, London
Why don’t lobsters share?
From Shardul, age 7, Sunnyvale, California, USA
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I forgot.
I forgot who?
From Bethany, age 6, apple Valley, Minnesota
What do you call a cat in the north pole?
From Kylee, age 10, Kent Ohio U.S
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
From Syeda, age 11, London,England
What lives in the sea and carries people?
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