What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
Owl be seeing you later!
What is a deck doing inside a house?
A deck of cards!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to be smoking!
What do you call a snake that’s trying to become a bird?
A feather boa!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
What did one pig say to the other in the hot hot sun?
I’m bakin’!
