What’s Santa’s favorite drink?
Coca ho-ho-hola!
What do you call a cat on the beach?
Sandy Claws
What did the snow man say to the other snow man?
I smell carrots.
What is the best kind of guy to meet?
A fungi!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya buisness!
What did Dancer say to Vixen on a rainy Christmas?
“Now I know why they call us RAINdeer.”