What do you call a ghost when it gets too close to a bonfire?
Toasty ghosty!
Where did the little bug stay when his parents were on vacation?
He stayed with his ant!
Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there!
What do you mean the school must be haunted?
The headmaster keeps going on about school spirit!
Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?
Because he took a long time to put on his shoes !
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.