What did one tonsil say to the other?
“Get dressed. The doctor’s taking us out tonight!”
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
What’s racecar spelled backwards?
Racecar!
What’s white and flies up?
A confused snowflake!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossom it could be done!
In church a man and his wife were sitting. The wife said, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?”
The man said, “Well for one thing you should change your hearing aid battery!”
