What did one eye say to the other?
Don’t say anything, but something between us stinks!
What did the lettuce say to the lady?
Lettuce talk!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
/
Orange you glad I’m all out of knock-knock jokes?
What is Santa Claus’ wife’s name?
Mary Christmas!
What’s Cleopatra’s favorite salad?
Caeser salad!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap!
