Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame dog just bit mah foot!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Morgan, age 12, Manitoba, Cananda
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
From Christina, age 8, Minnesota, USA
Why did Santa Claus need new underwear?
From Cowgirl, age 11, Rio Grande City, TX
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
From Vivek, age 10, Bangalore , India
Which pets sing?
From Meeka, age 11, Coffs Harbour
What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
From Alli, Georgia
What runs but never goes out of breath?
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